Pottsville, PA (PRWEB) June 21, 2006 – Tribble Ad Agency ( http://www.tribbleagency.com ) has opened it’s doors and launched our blog to consume companies ad budgets and deliver next to nothing by way of online ROI. We promise to build your website all in flash so it never ranks in the search engines. We also like to use image navigation with complex DHTML menus that are unspiderable and employ random “keywords”.
We are doing this as part of the traditional Ad Agency Approach of having fun with our clients budget. Throwing in flaws in website design as to cause the client to employ our sevices longer. Because we all know that online results don’t happen over night (or ever), right? To lose (or never get) good rankings so that they are forced into search engine marketing billable hours is our main goal. Our Strategy works well, in fact we feel we are the model for the entire ad agency industry as most of these agencies strive to meet our business goals.
The print media industry has been in decline for years as well as TV viewership among key age groups. However, we here at Tribble feel that what you don’t know won’t hurt you. We make our clients feel secure by telling them that the internet is NOT as big as it seems. It’s just a lot of “fluff” and is actually on the decline, in fact the Internet is just a fad. We love to spend our clients money in this way. It’s great for the ad agencies like ourselves because you can’t really track ROI with the print media strategy, so the client can’t tell how much we are wasting. It’s a wonderful feeling to see our clients’ budgets get blown out the water and yet the client believes that we did something, well something postive that is.
As more and more people turn to the search engines and search engine optimization is becoming more and more of a powerhouse in terms of a ‘must have’ in any marketing strategy we have to push the point to our clients that we don’t care. We know the truth but we continue to run persuasive ads telling the public they are wrong.
There are only like 10 true SEO firms on earth of very high caliber, the problem is we are not one of them.
We are proud of our advertising agency legacy and we are proud to of launched our site / blog to inform the tactics of how we intend to burn our clients online marketing budget and inflate our billlable hours.
The problem however are these pesky SEO firms that seem to be growing faster than the ad agencies are, in fact many consider them the ad agencies of the future. This doesn’t matter for now as we can still make these expensive print media ads and still design sites in unspiderable ways for now. We figure we have at least 5 years left to rake in the cash.
Visit us online at http://www.tribbleagency.com
